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24th November 2006 : Some very old (and frankly painful) rugby jokes

An Australian player went to the doctor and said: "I've just been playing rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, arms, head, tummy - everywhere - it really hurt."

The doctor replied: "You've broken your finger."

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Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Cayman Rugby Player. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

A. Shoot the Caymanian - twice.

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The Italian squad walk out for training and the coach tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.

This is just WRONG! (Click to enlarge)