This list is attributed to Australians and Kiwis.
Thanks to Myles Pritchard for the contribution:

RUGBY GENIUSES

"Nobody in Rugby should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Jono Gibbs - Chiefs

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." - Rodney So'oialo - Hurricanes - on University

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Colin Cooper - Hurricanes head coach

Chris Masoe (Hurricanes) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Colin Cooper on Paul Tito

Kevin Senio (Auckland), on Night Rugby vs Day Games - "It's basically the same, just darker."

David Nosafora (Auckland) talking about Troy Flavell - "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'David, I don't know and I don't care.'

David Holwell (Hurricanes) when asked about the upcoming season - "I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first."

"Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago" - Murray Mexted

"Colin has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." - Ma Nonu

"He scored that try after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play." - Murray Mexted

"We actually got the winning try three minutes from the end but then they scored." - Phil Waugh - Warratah

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." - Jerry Collins

"That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical." - Tony Brown

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