Right, this is the last of it.


You've heard most of them a million times, anyway, just change the country & venue.


What’s the difference between an all black and an arsonist???

An arsonist wouldn’t waste five matches


Graham Henry found dead in hotel room, 4.5 million suspects.


What’s the difference between Viagra and Graeme Henry?
Viagra will give you at least a semi


Why do the All Blacks always have two to a hotel room when they’re on tour?

So one can perform the Heimlich Maneuver when the other one chokes


Heard about the All Blacks new bra?
All support but no cup.

Follow up:

Graham Henry gets handed a mobile phone and is told “this is Wayne Barnes’s phone (Referee)”, Henry says “how did you know”, the reply is “it had 15 missed calls”


What’s the difference between a tea-bag and the All Blacks?
A Tea Bag stays in the cup longer


Why did Graham Henry go to a ball dressed as a pumpkin?

Because he hoped when the clock struck midnight he would turn into a coach.


Whats the difference between America Cup yachtsman and the All Blacks?
After 5 matches; horribly, devastatingly, traumatically different.

Graham Henry has a busy day and tells the team just to practice passing round some plastic cones for training.

After 80 mins he says them trudging back looking depressed.
“How did the session go lads” he asks

Richie McCaw replies “The cones won 18-12″


There was a fire in Snow White’s cabin in the forest and she ran around desperately checking if the dwarfs were alright. There was a groan and she said "Sleepy’s fine!" and a growl and she said "Grumpy is alright" and so on, but she couldn’t find the seveth one until she heard someone say "The All Blacks will win it in 2011" and she said "There, thank God - Dopey's okay then!"


Did you hear NZ Post has just recalled their latest batch of stamps?
They had photos of the All Blacks on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.


Wayne Barnes walks into a sperm donor bank.

“I’d like to donate some sperm” he says to the receptionist.
“Certainly Sir” replies the receptionist, “have you donated before?”.

“Yes” replies Wayne “you should have my details on your computer”.
“Oh yes, I’ve found your details” says the receptionist “but I see you’re going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?”

“Why do I need help?” asks Wayne . The receptionist replies
“Well, it says on your record that you’re a useless w*nker….”


What have the All Blacks got in common with a two pin plug?

Both are useless in Cardiff...


What do you call 15 guys sitting around the T.V. watching the Rugby World Cup final?
The All Blacks


What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?

Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.


Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an All Black jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.


A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?"
"Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Graham Henry".

"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?"
"Well, he tried to escape through the park."


Some All Black supporters die, and they go to hell.

The devil notices that they’re quite happy, and asks them why.
They explain “After the lousy weather in New Zealand, we actually enjoy the warmth.”

Devil thinks “I’ll fix them” and turns up the heat. He finds the Kiwis with their shirts off enjoying a chop on the barbie and having a frostie.
“Whenever the weather gets this good in New Zealand, we can’t waste it, so this is what we do”

The Devil decides to wipe the smile off their faces by turning the heat down to freezing. He returns to the Kiwis to find them celebrating like crazy.
“What now?” he asks.

One explains “Well hell's frozen over! That means we've won the World Cup"


Why did the man go to the sports store and try to buy condoms?
He was too embarrassed to ask for an All Black jersey.


Did you hear that thieves broke into the all Black Trophy room last night?

Police are appealing for information on the whereabouts of a glass cabinet and a carpet.


Marilyn Monroe has been appointed the new All Blacks coach because at least she knows how to deal with depression.


England met France in the first semifinal
South Africa met Argentina in the other semifinal

Australia met New Zealand at Terminal 2, Charles De Gaulle Airport


The IRB have decided they need to extend the RWC Competition and have instigated a play off for 5th place.
It's to be known as the "Bledisloe Cup".


Maggi Have just made a new flavoured cube to cheer up Kiwi food. It's called - Laughing Stock.


Then NZ Rugby sponsors, Ford, are realeasing a new model in celebration of NZ's World Cup Team. The new Ford Kiwi comes in Black or Silver. The motor plan includes regular rest and reconditioning and standard features include an automatic choke. High end models also come with a Jerry Collins, which is in excellent condition, but never used.


Two men fishing on a river bank in a remote area of New Zealand on October 6th, miles away from a radio or tv.

Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The All Blacks have choked again then".
His friend was astonished and said "How on earth do you know that?"

The other man replied "It's quarter past 6."


The All Blacks were flying back from the World Cup when their plane lost an engine.
The pilot came over the loudspeakers and informed everyone, but insisted that this was alright as they had another and it was more than capable of reaching their destination. As soon as he finished on the microphone the second engine blew and he came back on informing everyone that it was time to make their peace.

The Kiwi captain then led his team and others on the plane in prayer. The plane crashed and they all went to heaven.
As it happened, this was the day before the annual Heaven versus Hell Rugby match (as those who have played subbies know, ours is also the game they play in hell).

God saw his opportunity and called the Devil.
G: I was thinking about tomorrow's game and thought of increasing the normal stakes.

D: Sure thing, I'm a betting man!
G: OK, how about we double the bet to 200 souls?

D: Look, I don't mind that, but I'm happy to make it a thousand.
G: Good stuff, one thousand souls it is.

D: Deal
God sniggered slightly down the 'phone line, which make the Devil's ears prick up

D: You're up to something, I can tell, what is it?
G: I might be up to something, but you'll find out tomorrow.

D: Look, our bets made and you know I won't back out of it, tell me
G: OK, I have the entire New Zealand side

D: That's alright, did you forget that I still have all the referees!


Graham Henry takes the All Blacks out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind they goalposts and wait for the conversion.