I thought long and hard before deciding to put these up on the site. But as humour is a big part of the sport, I decided to go ahead.


All in good fun.

Follow up:

Old Chestnuts, dragged up every World Cup - just change the team & the year...


All Blacks for sale.
Re-conditioned earlier this year, fully mobile and working, but with the

choke stuck on full. Pick up from Auckland airport.
*Bonus for early sale: The Jerry Collins, not new, but never used.


Q:What's la difference between Graham Henry and Viagra?

A: Viagra at least gets you a semi.


Q:What's la difference between Ireland and a tea bag?
A: A teabag stays in the cup longer.


Q. What do you call 22 guys sitting around the TV watching the Rugby

World Cup final?
A. The All Blacks


Q. What's la difference between an arsonist and the All Blacks?

A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.


Q. Did you hear about the new All Black bra?
A. It's all support, but no cup.


A group of English winemakers are heading to Australia and New Zealand

on a fact-finding mission today.
Nothing to do with viticulture, they just want to know how to bottle it

so spectacularly.


News from Sydney Ikea - our new Wallaby range has just flown in from
Europe - part of our "flattened pack line", it only takes 80 minutes to

completely disassemble and is guaranteed to fall apart every 4 years. Not suitable for English climate use, it does however look ok when scattered in pieces on the ground.


OXO Have just made a new cube for the Welsh team its called-laughing
stock - it dissolves under pressure.


Gareth Jenkins takes Wales out for a training run and first up he

tells everyone to assume their normal position.
So they all go and stand behind they goalposts and wait for the

conversion.


Thanks to Myles Pritchard for the jokes