Anybody who says that Shane Williams isn't the most exciting player in world rugby obviously isn't (erm...) Welsh.

Follow up:

And then there's Gavin Henson, could have been a God in Wales, but his ego got in the way. This song's a bit harsh, but it's funny.

Some choice lyrics:


You make your money chasing the egg
But you're only a spiky-haired d*ckhead


You think its funny trying to make me drink p*ss

Well this is one kick that you're gonna miss



You wanna be a rugby star

F*cking orange pr*ck that's what you are


Then there's this one:

But he does have a sensitive side:

Welsh singer CHARLOTTE CHURCH has been given a truly unforgettable early birthday present - a baby elephant.
Church's rugby star boyfriend GAVIN HENSON couldn't help noticing her fondness for the 18-month-old beast during a safari holiday in South Africa, and he decided to plan a secret adoption.

A source says, "Charlotte turns 20 in a couple of weeks and Gavin thought it would be great to surprise her by adopting NABOO.
"Charlotte loves elephants as they never forget things which she thinks is sweet.
"She was made up when Gavin told her what he'd done."